(Originally posted to social media on May 17, 2022)
Many years ago and back when I was only about 18 I worked at Philmont Scout Ranch as a Ranger. This was a massive scout facility in the high mountains of Northeastern New Mexico. It was an incredible experience on every level and I got to see vast parts of the reservation. When a new crew came into camp I had to meet with them and teach them the Philmont method just as it had been taught to me.
My legs back in those days were about 9 feet long and I could walk a normal human into the ground. I remember that even back then I was telling stories for the various crews that came from all over the country. One of the things that I was very proud of was my ability to hang a world class bearbag. In many of the camps it was common to have black bears come into the camp at night searching for food. So for that reason it was important to hang the food supply out of the camp perimeter and up a large tree. It could not be close to the trunk or the bear would just climb the tree and swat it down. I remember a night at Lover’s Leap in particular. Lovers Leap was a starter camp and crews coming in normally had a full supply of food to last for about five days until they could resupply. This was one of those camps where it was common to hear a cougar scream off in the rimrock.
After a fairly uneventful night we went to bed and the fire died down and we were waken up by the unmistakeable grunting of at least two bears. From what I could tell the animals were just passing through but one of them spotted my bear bag hanging about 25 feet off the ground. It was 10 feet from the trunk but one of the bears shimmied up there and tried to ease out along that branch like some kind of ballet dancer. When he got directly over the bag he leaped at it and tried to pull it down. At last he fell and he started up the tree for another try. By this point the boys were slamming cooking pans together to scare the animals off. I got my boots on and walked out into the dark to find myself facing four starving to death kamakazie bears. The one up the tree was the momma and the rest were just ballast waiting for the food to fall.
I knew better than to crowd them so I pulled the kids back away from the tree and we just watched the show. At last fatso in the tree got so far out of the limb that it broke with a loud crack. The kids were still beating on the pots and pans but these bears did not care. The bear descended on that bag and they began to rip it into a thousand small fragments. They feasted on dehydrated Spanish Rice and dehydrated beef stroganoff. It took them almost two hours to eat that stash and they drug the bag back into the underbrush for good measure. At some point they went down to the creek and drank a massive amount of water. Within 25 minutes the two little ones exploded and the big bear balloned up to twice her normal size. The other bear seemed unaffected but he was a freak anyway. In the morning the campsite looked like a warzone. I still have a picture somewhere back in my stuff but it just looks like a big tree branch and a bunch of trash. You can still see small pieces of the baby bears up in the trees. They should have known better that to eat all that food and then get a drink. It did not matter there were plenty more bears where they came from..…
(Copyright by John Hankins; all rights reserved. Published here by permission of the author.)



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