(Originally posted to social media on May 1, 2022)
I worked for the Boy scouts of America for nearly 46 years, an d 36 of those years were as a full-time Camp Ranger. The other years were as seasonal Camp staff at various camps across the country. One of the requirements of that job was that I had to be trained in CPR and first aid each year. Over the years a lot changes. Standards are rewritten and modified to help make CPR more effective.
When I was first hired as a Ranger I had to take my CPR certification at a local hospital. I was the only man in a room full of student nurses. I had to partner up with one of the girls and I remember her as very attractive with a great sense of humor. We did a lot of laughing as we tried to save a Resusci-Annie who had no arms or legs. Back in those days they also taught how to give CPR to a baby. I do not think they do that anymore but I could be wrong. Giving CPR to a baby is kind of a one-person deal. There is limited space to work in and it can be nerve-wracking. I was told to only use two fingers when I gave compressions. I was in very good condition in those days and I do not think I knew my own strength. I also did not want my new partner to think I was some kind of a wimp. So it came to pass that I approached the down baby and screamed out “CALL 911, That is a NINE and TWO ones. Then I grabbed the baby and flopped it up on a table and I gave it the first compression. In all of the excitement, I pushed all the way through the baby and its head popped off. The head took off with a fair amount of momentum and it rolled all the way across the room and into the radiator grille.
People were screaming and laughing and pointing. I have to believe that the CPR Baby was an old and overused baby. The instructor did come over and tell me that if I ever encounter a baby in the real world, do not go near it! They did allow me to pass the class because they knew that otherwise I might come back.
(Copyright by John Hankins; all rights reserved. Published here by permission of the author.)



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